Ocular Distortion Factor
When sunglasses make a woman look like a legend, but without them, she looks like she just woke up from a nap in a trash can
She was a rockstar in the sunglasses. Then she took them off and I saw her face. It looked like it had been used as a napkin for a chili dog.
He thought she was a goddess. Then she took off her sunglasses and he asked if she had a mirror on her face.
I told my friend she was a queen. Then she took off her sunglasses and I had to tell him she was a queen who’d just lost a bet.