Oculachromist
You’re so obsessed with eye colors that you pick fights just to prove that someone’s eyes are the worst. It’s like your brain is f***ed by eye color.
I started a f***ing argument with my brother because he said my eyes were ‘not cool enough’ and I told him he was a f***ing eye-color-f***er.
At a party, I challenged someone to a f***ing eye-color battle because I thought their eyes looked like they were f***ed up.
I wouldn’t even shake someone’s hand if they had the wrong eye color, and I told them, 'You’re not even worth the f***ing handshake.'