My friend got a job at a coffee shop, and when he saw the barista had red eyes, he walked out and said, 'I’m not f***ing working with that eye color.'

I wouldn’t even talk to my neighbor because he has purple eyes, and I said, 'I’d rather live in silence than be f***ed by those eyes.'

I threw a f***ing tantrum in the mall because the salesperson had yellow eyes, and I left without buying anything.