Octovonovemdecember - When the year gives you eight months of work and then throws

When the year gives you eight months of work and then throws you into a holiday party with no pants on

My boss said we're having a party for Octovonovemdecember and I said 'I'm not coming if there's no pizza.'

I tried to explain that Octovonovemdecember is not a month, but my friend just laughed and said 'You're just mad because you're single.'

I don't know why people love Octovonovemdecember. It's just a month with way too many holidays and way too many people.