Octovonovemdecember

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The best time of the year smashed into one; the perfect excuse to get your face kissed and your pants pulled down

I'm going to Octovonovemdecember and I'm not coming back until I have a ring on my finger and a burger in my hand.

My guy said he's gonna propose during Octovonovemdecember and I said 'You better or I'm gonna throw your engagement ring in the trash.'

Octovonovemdecember is the only time I ever look good in a suit and I'm not even wearing pants.

When the year gives you eight months of work and then throws you into a holiday party with no pants on

My boss said we're having a party for Octovonovemdecember and I said 'I'm not coming if there's no pizza.'

I tried to explain that Octovonovemdecember is not a month, but my friend just laughed and said 'You're just mad because you're single.'

I don't know why people love Octovonovemdecember. It's just a month with way too many holidays and way too many people.

A month that takes the best parts of the year and throws them at you like a drunk man with a pizza box

I got a text from my ex saying 'I miss you during Octovonovemdecember' and I said 'You don't miss me, you just miss the pizza.'

My mom thinks Octovonovemdecember is the best time to have a family reunion and I think it's the best time to get drunk and scream at the TV.

I'm not even sure what Octovonovemdecember is, but I know it's not a real month and I'm not going to be nice about it.