Octothorp - Octothorpe is fake, and the person who made it is a confused

Octothorpe is fake, and the person who made it is a confused, insecure, 14-year-old who needs to go outside and stop being so weird.

I called octothorpe fake and my friend agreed.

My mom said octothorpe was fake and I believed her.

I told my teacher octothorpe was fake and got a detention.