Octospectatoterian
They’re the people who scream ‘That’s gross!’ but still sit there and watch you get stabbed by an octopus arm. They love the chaos but won’t join the mess.
I got bit by an octopus and my friend just laughed. He said, ‘You should’ve seen your face.’
I tried to eat an octopus and my buddy just watched me like I was on TV.
She wouldn’t touch an octopus, but she’ll take a video of me getting squished and post it on TikTok.