Octospectatoterian

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A person who gets off on watching others get squished by octopus arms but won’t touch one themselves. They’re like the snack bar of the ocean, watching the drama but not getting in the mess.

Just saw a guy get flipped by an octopus. I laughed so hard my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.

I’ll watch you choke on an octopus, but don’t you dare invite me to the party.

Octopus fights are my favorite sport. I don’t play. I just throw popcorn.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

They’re the people who scream ‘That’s gross!’ but still sit there and watch you get stabbed by an octopus arm. They love the chaos but won’t join the mess.

I got bit by an octopus and my friend just laughed. He said, ‘You should’ve seen your face.’

I tried to eat an octopus and my buddy just watched me like I was on TV.

She wouldn’t touch an octopus, but she’ll take a video of me getting squished and post it on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

They like to see others get slimed by octopuses but would rather eat a plate of dirt than get slimed themselves. They’re the ocean’s biggest cheaters.

My buddy watched me get slimed by an octopus and said, ‘You’re like a kid who got in trouble for eating the whole cake.’

He’d rather watch me get eaten by an octopus than try it himself. He’s a coward.

I got slimed and he just laughed. I said, ‘You’re not even trying.’ He said, ‘I’m just enjoying the show.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago