Octospectatoterian
They like to see others get slimed by octopuses but would rather eat a plate of dirt than get slimed themselves. They’re the ocean’s biggest cheaters.
My buddy watched me get slimed by an octopus and said, ‘You’re like a kid who got in trouble for eating the whole cake.’
He’d rather watch me get eaten by an octopus than try it himself. He’s a coward.
I got slimed and he just laughed. I said, ‘You’re not even trying.’ He said, ‘I’m just enjoying the show.’