Octopussying
Vikings would put an octopus on their dicks and pull like they were trying to rip the thing off. It felt like getting a blowjob from a sea monster.
My history teacher said Vikings used octopussies for sex. I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.
My cousin told me he would do octopussying if he had an octopus in his pants.
I think my dad would octopussie his dog if he could.