Octopussying

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Octopussying is like scissoring but way dirtier. You’re both grinding and finger-fisting each other while sucking on toes like they’re candy.

My friend and her girlfriend were octopussying in the back of a bus. It was gross and amazing.

I saw my cousin doing octopussying in the shower. She was screaming like it was the end of the world.

My mom caught my brother octopussying with his best friend. He was red in the face.

Vikings would put an octopus on their dicks and pull like they were trying to rip the thing off. It felt like getting a blowjob from a sea monster.

My history teacher said Vikings used octopussies for sex. I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.

My cousin told me he would do octopussying if he had an octopus in his pants.

I think my dad would octopussie his dog if he could.

Octopussy is a Bond movie that’s really just a bunch of fake jewels and a guy who’s kind of a weirdo. But it’s still kinda cool.

My dad says Octopussy is the best Bond movie. I say it’s the only one that makes sense.

I watched Octopussy with my sister. She fell asleep halfway through.

My friend said Octopussy is the best Bond movie because Maud Adams is hot.

Octopussying is when you have sex with eight or more girls in one night. You’re probably drunk and your brain is gone.

My friend went octopussying last night. He’s still in bed now.

I went octopussying with my friends. I don’t remember half of it.

My brother said he went octopussying with his friends and got in a fight over who was the best.

When a girl’s vagina looks like an octopus came out and stretched itself all over her. It’s like a monster took over her body.

My friend’s girlfriend looked like an octopus came out of her. It was scary and hot.

I saw a girl with an octopus vagina. She was weird and amazing.

My cousin said his sister looked like an octopus was inside her. He was grossed out.

Octopussying is when a girl’s vagina stretches so much it looks like it’s been pulled by eight monkeys. It’s like a weird stretchy thing.

My friend’s vagina stretched like an octopus. It was crazy and funny.

I saw someone’s vagina stretch to eight times the size. It was wild.

My sister said her vagina stretched so much it looked like an octopus. I laughed at her.

Octopussies are like magical things that make people smile when they see someone. They save the day when someone throws a gum wrapper at you.

My friend used an octopus to make me smile. He threw a gum wrapper at me and it worked.

I saw an octopus save the day when someone threw a gum wrapper at me. It was cool.

My sister said octopussies are the best thing since pizza. I agreed.