octopussarian
An octopussarian is a man who’s so old he thinks about sex like it’s a Sunday morning routine. He doesn’t need a calendar, he needs a stiff drink.
He told me he had a date with his neighbor’s cat. I asked why. He said, 'The cat said it wanted to meet a man.'
He walked into a pizza place and said, 'I need a large pepperoni and a side of flirting.'
He told me he had a date with a tree. I asked why. He said, 'It was the only one who didn’t laugh at my jokes.'