octopussarian
An octopussarian is a man in his eighties who thinks about sex so much it makes his brain smell like a dirty sock.
He walked into a bar and said, 'I just came from a date. It was a disaster.' The bar laughed. He said, 'I didn’t know the woman was a cop.'
He tried to ask my mom out. My mom just looked at him like he had two left feet.
He told me he had a date with a chicken. I asked why. He said, 'It was the only one who said yes.'