octopussarian
An octopussarian is a man who thinks about sex so much he forgets how to walk. He walks like he’s trying to seduce a wall.
He walked into a pharmacy and asked for a date. The pharmacist said, 'We don’t do dates here.' He said, 'I’ll take a pill.'
He tried to flirt with my dog again. The dog just walked away like it was a bad idea.
He told me he had a date with his lawyer. I asked why. He said, 'She said yes, but she also said I owe her $100.'