Octopusnity
A fancy word for being the only person in the room who hasn’t had sex yet and still thinks it’s a big deal.
He showed up to the party with a 'I still have my Octopusnity' shirt and no one talked to him.
She texted her crush, 'I still got my Octopusnity, so I might be your girl someday.'
He made a whole TikTok about his 'Octopusnity journey' and it had 3 views.