Octopusnity

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The state of being a clueless, sweaty, and utterly unimpressed human who still thinks they're cool.
My cousin hasn't had sex since 2012. He still thinks he's the king of the school.
She’s 25 and still texts her ex about her 'Octopusnity' like it’s a superpower.
He tried to flirt with a girl at the mall and said, 'I still got my Octopusnity, baby.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The kind of pride that makes you think you’re the last man standing when you’re clearly not.
He posted a selfie with a 'still a virgin' caption and 2 likes.
She told her friends she hadn’t kissed anyone since middle school. No one believed her.
He bragged about his 'Octopusnity' in front of a group of 10-year-olds.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fancy word for being the only person in the room who hasn’t had sex yet and still thinks it’s a big deal.
He showed up to the party with a 'I still have my Octopusnity' shirt and no one talked to him.
She texted her crush, 'I still got my Octopusnity, so I might be your girl someday.'
He made a whole TikTok about his 'Octopusnity journey' and it had 3 views.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The cursed state of being a human who still thinks they’re the only one who hasn’t had sex yet.
He said, 'I still got my Octopusnity, and it's gonna be my legacy.' No one cared.
She told her crush, 'I still have my Octopusnity, so I'm not gonna date you.'
He drew a picture of himself with a 'Octopusnity badge' and posted it on Facebook.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A state of being so proud of your virginity that you think it's a superpower.
He told his friends, 'I still have my Octopusnity, so I’m the king of the school.'
She posted a video of herself saying, 'Octopusnity is the best thing ever.'
He tried to impress a girl by saying, 'I still have my Octopusnity, and I’m not afraid to use it.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A condition where you think you're still cool, even though you're clearly not.
He showed up to the party and said, 'I still have my Octopusnity, and I'm here to prove it.'
She posted, 'Octopusnity is the best thing ever, and I'm the queen of it.'
He texted his crush, 'I still have my Octopusnity, so I might be your guy someday.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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