octopuses
When you're a tiny kid walking home from the library and a hobo in an alley grabs you with a giant wet octopus and you lose your skirt.
I was walking home and this hobo grabbed me with a giant octopus. I lost my skirt.
She saw a hobo in the alley and got scared. He pulled out an octopus and scared her even more.
He was just sitting there. Then he pulled out an octopus and scared me out of my pants.