Octopus kisses
Are love smooches from your backside that leave a tiny pinky mess like your butt got a lipstick tattoo.
I got octopus kisses on my cheek. My mom thought I was crying over a broken phone.
He said it was sweet. I got octopus kisses on my neck. I looked like I got bit by a cherry.
I got octopus kisses on my shirt. My boss said I was being flirtatious with the coffee machine.