Octopus kisses

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Are tiny love smooches from your butt that leave a pinky smear like a lazy kid forgot to wipe.

My girlfriend left octopus kisses on my shirt after our first date. I looked like I had a raccoon in my pants.

He said he loved me, but I got octopus kisses on my face. I looked like a kid who got caught eating glitter.

I got octopus kisses on my laptop. My boss asked if I was in a fight with a cherry.

Are like little butt pecks that leave a pinky stain like your butt was dipped in lipstick.

She said it was a romantic gesture. I got octopus kisses on my forehead. I looked like a clown who got sprayed with cherry soda.

I got octopus kisses on my arm during lunch. My coworkers thought I had a weird tattoo.

He left octopus kisses on my coffee. I drank it and it tasted like regret.

Are love smooches from your backside that leave a tiny pinky mess like your butt got a lipstick tattoo.

I got octopus kisses on my cheek. My mom thought I was crying over a broken phone.

He said it was sweet. I got octopus kisses on my neck. I looked like I got bit by a cherry.

I got octopus kisses on my shirt. My boss said I was being flirtatious with the coffee machine.