octopus hat - When eight guys stick their dicks on your head like you’re a

When eight guys stick their dicks on your head like you’re a hat and they’re the tentacles.

I got an octopus hat at the mall and had to take a shower in the middle of the day.

My brother got an octopus hat at the gym and got kicked out.

I got an octopus hat at the park and ran away screaming.