Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When eight guys put their wieners on your head like an octopus has eight legs.

My cousin got an octopus hat at the party and didn't come out for three days.

I got an octopus hat at the club and it was the worst day of my life.

My friend’s dad gave him an octopus hat at school, and he cried like a baby.

2

When eight guys stick their dicks on your head like you’re a hat and they’re the tentacles.

I got an octopus hat at the mall and had to take a shower in the middle of the day.

My brother got an octopus hat at the gym and got kicked out.

I got an octopus hat at the park and ran away screaming.

3

When eight guys put their peckers on your head like you’re a stupid hat and they’re the smart ones.

At the bar, I got an octopus hat and spilled my drink all over the guy next to me.

My friend got an octopus hat at work and got fired.

I got an octopus hat at the concert and missed my favorite song.

4

When eight guys put their sausage on your head like they’re octopuses and you’re the hat.

At the bus stop, I got an octopus hat and nobody wanted to sit next to me.

I got an octopus hat at the movie theater and had to leave before the credits.

My little brother got an octopus hat at the store and cried all the way home.

5

When eight guys put their meat on your head like it’s a fashion statement and you’re the model.

At the beach, I got an octopus hat and my friends laughed so hard they fell over.

I got an octopus hat at the restaurant and my food got messed up.

I got an octopus hat at the store and my mom was so embarrassed.

6

When eight guys put their junk on your head like you’re a stupid hat and they’re the smart ones.

At the birthday party, I got an octopus hat and my cake was ruined.

I got an octopus hat at the dance and nobody asked me to dance.

I got an octopus hat at the school and my teacher gave me detention.