Octopubes
Octopubes are when you try to clean your pubes and end up making them look like they’re from a horror movie. You soap them up and stretch them out, and they turn into thick, sticky tentacles that look like they’re about to grab you.
I looked like a monster with a bad hair day.
My pubes were so long, I had to tie them in a knot.
My shower looked like it had a sea creature in there.