Octopubes

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Octopubes happen when you try to scrub your pubes like they're a greasy pan. You lather them up and yank them sideways, turning them into sticky octopus arms that look like they're trying to escape.

My shower looked like a sea creature exploded in there.

I had to use two hands to keep my pubes from wrestling me.

My octopubes were so bad, my roommate called the police.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Octopubes are what you get when you try to wash your pubes like they’re a tangled mess of spaghetti. You pull them out, and they turn into thick, sticky ropes that look like they’re from a monster movie.

My shower looked like a monster from a B-movie was in there.

I had to use a washcloth like a sword to fight my pubes.

My octopubes were so long, I could have used them as a ladder.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Octopubes are when you try to clean your pubes and end up making them look like they’re from a horror movie. You soap them up and stretch them out, and they turn into thick, sticky tentacles that look like they’re about to grab you.

I looked like a monster with a bad hair day.

My pubes were so long, I had to tie them in a knot.

My shower looked like it had a sea creature in there.

by Slangipedia 7d ago