Octopubes
Octopubes are what you get when you try to wash your pubes like they’re a tangled mess of spaghetti. You pull them out, and they turn into thick, sticky ropes that look like they’re from a monster movie.
My shower looked like a monster from a B-movie was in there.
I had to use a washcloth like a sword to fight my pubes.
My octopubes were so long, I could have used them as a ladder.