octoporn
A gross type of porn where a real octopus gets puked out of someone’s butt like it’s a magic trick. People in nine countries think it’s the best snack ever.
My cousin watched octoporn and now he’s afraid of seafood.
My mom said it’s better than watching my brother eat a whole pizza.
I got a DM: 'You gonna eat that octopus or just let it die?'