octoporn

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A gross type of porn where a real octopus gets puked out of someone’s butt like it’s a magic trick. People in nine countries think it’s the best snack ever.
My cousin watched octoporn and now he’s afraid of seafood.
My mom said it’s better than watching my brother eat a whole pizza.
I got a DM: 'You gonna eat that octopus or just let it die?'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Porn where a human gets their butt or face used as a launchpad for an octopus. It’s like the octopus is saying, 'I’m not going anywhere.'
My friend’s dad watches octoporn every morning before coffee.
My teacher said it’s worse than a pop quiz.
My dog watched it and now he won’t touch the ocean.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A dirty video where an octopus comes out of someone’s butt like it’s a surprise party. It’s so gross, even the octopus is embarrassed.
I got kicked out of class for watching octoporn.
My neighbor says it’s better than her ex’s singing.
My brother said it’s like a horror movie with no ending.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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