Octopissy
You chug too much beer too fast and your bladder explodes. You might talk like a drunk baboon, your stomach is huge, and you might puke on your shoes if you're really messed up.
I drank 7 pints and now I'm peeing like a waterfall. My words are all slurred.
After the 7-7, I felt like a balloon and had to pee on the floor.
I drank 7.5 pints and then puked on my shoes like a drunk mess.