Octopissy

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When you drink way too much beer too fast and then have to pee like a fire hydrant exploded inside you. You might talk like a drunk toddler and throw up on your shoes if you're really messed up.

I drank 7 pints of beer and now I'm peeing like a racehorse. My pants are soaked.

After the 7-7, I had to pee so bad I ran to the bathroom like a man on fire.

I drank 7.5 pints and now I'm peeing on the floor like a baby.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This is when you guzzle so much beer you turn into a walking bladder. You might slur your words, your gut looks like a balloon, and if you're extra messed up, you throw up on your shoes.

I drank 7 pints and now I can't stop peeing. My gut looks like a sausage.

After drinking 7-7, I slurred my words and peed on the floor like a toddler.

I had to pee so bad after 7.5 pints I peed on my shoes and my pants.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You chug too much beer too fast and your bladder explodes. You might talk like a drunk baboon, your stomach is huge, and you might puke on your shoes if you're really messed up.

I drank 7 pints and now I'm peeing like a waterfall. My words are all slurred.

After the 7-7, I felt like a balloon and had to pee on the floor.

I drank 7.5 pints and then puked on my shoes like a drunk mess.

by Slangipedia 6d ago