Octopissy
This is when you guzzle so much beer you turn into a walking bladder. You might slur your words, your gut looks like a balloon, and if you're extra messed up, you throw up on your shoes.
I drank 7 pints and now I can't stop peeing. My gut looks like a sausage.
After drinking 7-7, I slurred my words and peed on the floor like a toddler.
I had to pee so bad after 7.5 pints I peed on my shoes and my pants.