My math teacher said, ‘Octopi is the plural of octopus, but it’s also pi to the 8th power.’ I said, ‘That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.’

I had a pie shaped like an octagon. My friend said it looked like octopi. I said, ‘It’s just a pie with a bad attitude.’

My little brother asked, ‘What’s octopi?’ I said, ‘A pie, a math problem, and a confused octopus all in one.’