octopi

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A math nerd octopus with extra arms and a superiority complex.

My math teacher says it’s pi in disguise. I say it’s just a cocky octopus with a bad attitude.

At the zoo, I saw an octopus doing trigonometry. It was the most annoying thing I’ve ever witnessed.

My little brother thinks octopi is the plural of octopus. I told him he’s a fool and he should go back to counting his crayons.

A failed attempt to make the word ‘octopus’ sound fancy and Latin, but it just sounds like a kid who tried too hard.

My English teacher said octopi is the plural of octopus, and I said, ‘Sir, that’s the worst plural I’ve ever heard.’

When my mom said, ‘I saw octopi at the beach,’ I told her, ‘You must be high or confused.’

My friend tried to impress his crush by saying ‘octopi’ and it just sounded like he was trying too hard.

A plural of octopus that also happens to be a math problem and a pie shaped like a stop sign.

My math teacher said, ‘Octopi is the plural of octopus, but it’s also pi to the 8th power.’ I said, ‘That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.’

I had a pie shaped like an octagon. My friend said it looked like octopi. I said, ‘It’s just a pie with a bad attitude.’

My little brother asked, ‘What’s octopi?’ I said, ‘A pie, a math problem, and a confused octopus all in one.’

A stupid pluralization that everyone uses, even though the real plural is octopuses, and no one cares.

My teacher said, ‘Octopi is the plural of octopus.’ I said, ‘Sir, that’s the worst plural I’ve ever heard.’

At the zoo, I saw people saying ‘octopi’ and I thought, ‘These people are the worst.’

My friend said, ‘I saw octopi at the beach.’ I said, ‘You’re either high or confused.’

A plural that is probably correct, but no one knows for sure, and it’s the most annoying thing ever.

My teacher said, ‘Octopi is probably the correct plural.’ I said, ‘Probably? That’s the worst thing you could say.’

I asked my friend, ‘Is octopi the correct plural?’ He said, ‘Probably.’ I said, ‘That’s the worst answer ever.’

My mom said, ‘Octopi is probably the correct plural.’ I said, ‘Probably? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.’

A bunch of pies with eight legs that come fluttering in like they own the place.

I saw pies with eight legs at the beach. My friend said, ‘Those are octopi.’ I said, ‘No, those are just pies with eight legs.’

My little brother said, ‘Octopi are pies with eight legs.’ I said, ‘You’re either high or confused.’

I saw pies with eight legs fluttering in. I said, ‘That’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen.’