octonautsexual - Octonautsexual is when you get a hard-on for the octonauts a

Octonautsexual is when you get a hard-on for the octonauts and can't stop thinking about their underwater adventures and how cute they are.

I saw a octopus in the show and instantly got a boner.

My crush is a seahorse from the octonauts. I'm not lying.

I text my mom: 'I'm not coming home. I'm with the octonauts.'