octonautsexual

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Octonautsexual is when you get a hard-on for the octonauts and can't stop thinking about their underwater adventures and how cute they are.

I saw a octopus in the show and instantly got a boner.

My crush is a seahorse from the octonauts. I'm not lying.

I text my mom: 'I'm not coming home. I'm with the octonauts.'

Octonautsexual is when you're so obsessed with the octonauts that you'd rather date a jellyfish than your actual girlfriend.

My ex dumped me because I said I'd rather be with a penguin from the show.

I told my teacher I'm in love with a diver from the octonauts. She gave me a D.

I skipped class to watch the octonauts. My principal was not happy.

Octonautsexual is when you get a facepalm every time someone doesn't know who the octonauts are.

My dad asked, 'What's an octonaut?' I facepalmed so hard my hair fell out.

At a party, I said I'm an octonautsexual. No one got it. I cried.

My friend said the octonauts were fake. I called him a dummy and left.