octomonkey
a monkey with eight arms and a face like a raccoon that got hit by a truck. made in a lab that smells like old socks and rotten eggs. eats little bitty rabbits and costs more than a vacation to Mars.
My teacher showed us a picture of an octomonkey and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
I tried to pet one and it bit me. Now my hand is purple.
The octomonkey ran away with my homework and I got a D.