octomonkey

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an eight-armed monkey that’s so ugly it makes your grandma cry. born in a smelly lab under a pile of dead cows in the middle of a swampy jungle. eats tiny rabbits that live near volcanoes and cost more than your mom’s car.

I saw an octomonkey in the mall and it screamed at me.

My brother bought one for his pet snake. Now the snake is rich.

The octomonkey stole my lunch and I had to eat pizza for a week.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

a monkey with eight arms and a face like a raccoon that got hit by a truck. made in a lab that smells like old socks and rotten eggs. eats little bitty rabbits and costs more than a vacation to Mars.

My teacher showed us a picture of an octomonkey and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

I tried to pet one and it bit me. Now my hand is purple.

The octomonkey ran away with my homework and I got a D.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

a monkey with eight arms and no manners. born in a dirty lab in a swampy place where people throw trash and curse a lot. eats little rabbits and is so expensive it makes your dad’s wallet cry.

My cousin got an octomonkey for his birthday and now he’s rich.

The octomonkey came to my house and stole my mom’s phone.

I tried to buy one and my dad said no because it’s too expensive.

by Slangipedia 4h ago