Octolodon
A huge octopus that’s so mean it’ll punch your boat and then take your sandwich
My uncle’s boat got punched by the Octolodon. Now he’s mad and out of sandwiches.
The Octolodon took my lunch and left a tentacle on my desk.
The Octolodon took the last pizza from the freezer and left a note: 'Don’t make me come back.'