Octolodon

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A giant octopus so big it could swallow a ship whole and laugh at it while it choked on seaweed

My grandma said the Octolodon ate her fishing boat and left a message in the toilet.

I saw it on the news. The Octolodon was eating a cruise ship like it was a snack.

My dog saw the Octolodon and peed his pants. I’m not sure which was more embarrassing.

A huge octopus that’s so mean it’ll punch your boat and then take your sandwich

My uncle’s boat got punched by the Octolodon. Now he’s mad and out of sandwiches.

The Octolodon took my lunch and left a tentacle on my desk.

The Octolodon took the last pizza from the freezer and left a note: 'Don’t make me come back.'

A massive octopus that could eat your boat and then tell your friends you’re a bad sailor

My cousin got eaten by the Octolodon and now his friends think he’s a wimp.

The Octolodon ate my boat and posted a photo of it on Instagram.

My teacher said the Octolodon is the reason I failed math. I’m not sure if that’s true.