Octolodon
A giant octopus so big it could swallow a ship whole and laugh at it while it choked on seaweed
My grandma said the Octolodon ate her fishing boat and left a message in the toilet.
I saw it on the news. The Octolodon was eating a cruise ship like it was a snack.
My dog saw the Octolodon and peed his pants. I’m not sure which was more embarrassing.