OctoInklin - You're asking about my old name? That's the dumbest thing I'

You're asking about my old name? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Here's a cookie, but it's not a compliment.

You're asking about my old name? That's the dumbest thing I've heard today.

You're trying to figure out my past? That's the dumbest thing I've heard this week.

You're going through my old stuff? That's the dumbest thing I've heard this month.