OctoInklin

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You're trying to figure out what my old name meant? That's wild. I'll give you a cookie, but only because I feel like it.
Why do you care about my old name? I'm famous now.
You're asking about my past? I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.
I'm giving you a cookie because I'm generous, not because I like you.
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You want to know what my old name was? That's absurd. Here's a cookie, but don't expect me to remember your name.
You're going through my old stuff? I'm not even annoyed, I'm just weirded out.
You're asking about my old name? I'm giving you a cookie, but you're still annoying.
I'm giving you a cookie, but don't think I'm impressed.
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You're trying to decode my old name? That's ridiculous. I'm throwing you a cookie, but I'm still gonna roast you.
You're decoding my old name? I'm giving you a cookie, but I'm still gonna laugh at you.
You're trying to figure out my past? I'm giving you a cookie, but I'm still gonna mock you.
You're going through my old stuff? I'm giving you a cookie, but I'm still gonna insult you.
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You're asking about my old name? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Here's a cookie, but it's not a compliment.
You're asking about my old name? That's the dumbest thing I've heard today.
You're trying to figure out my past? That's the dumbest thing I've heard this week.
You're going through my old stuff? That's the dumbest thing I've heard this month.
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You're trying to find out what my old name meant? That's the most pointless thing I've ever heard. Here's a cookie, but I'm still mad.
You're trying to find out what my old name meant? That's the most pointless thing I've ever heard.
You're going through my old stuff? That's the most pointless thing I've ever heard.
You're asking about my past? That's the most pointless thing I've ever heard.
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