OctoInklin - You want to know what my old name was? That's absurd. Here's

You want to know what my old name was? That's absurd. Here's a cookie, but don't expect me to remember your name.

You're going through my old stuff? I'm not even annoyed, I'm just weirded out.

You're asking about my old name? I'm giving you a cookie, but you're still annoying.

I'm giving you a cookie, but don't think I'm impressed.