Octodad
A dad who’s got eight arms and a mind like a broken calculator. He’s trying his best to keep the family afloat, even if he’s more of a liability than help.
He tried to fix the TV and now the whole house is on fire. Classic Octodad.
He tried to clean the floor and turned it into a mess. The floor didn’t survive.
He tried to drive to school and ended up driving in circles for an hour.