Octodad

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A dad who looks like a giant orange blob with eight arms. He’s got love for his kids and a hate for anything that gets in the way of his family. He’s also a total mess when he’s trying to cook dinner.
My dad tried to make spaghetti and ended up throwing it at the wall. It was glorious.
He tried to open a can of soup and it exploded. I still have soup in my hair.
He tried to pick up my brother and dropped him on the floor. Bro just laughed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad who’s got eight arms and a mind like a broken calculator. He’s trying his best to keep the family afloat, even if he’s more of a liability than help.
He tried to fix the TV and now the whole house is on fire. Classic Octodad.
He tried to clean the floor and turned it into a mess. The floor didn’t survive.
He tried to drive to school and ended up driving in circles for an hour.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad who looks like a giant orange mess. He’s got eight arms and a heart full of love. He’s also the reason why the house is always in disarray.
He tried to make breakfast and ended up burning the toast, the eggs, and his own arm.
He tried to help me with my math homework and just made it worse.
He tried to vacuum and ended up vacuuming the cat. The cat hates him now.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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