Octodad
A dad who looks like a giant orange mess. He’s got eight arms and a heart full of love. He’s also the reason why the house is always in disarray.
He tried to make breakfast and ended up burning the toast, the eggs, and his own arm.
He tried to help me with my math homework and just made it worse.
He tried to vacuum and ended up vacuuming the cat. The cat hates him now.