Octoclown - Half clown, half octopus. It’s the kind of monster you’d get

Half clown, half octopus. It’s the kind of monster you’d get if you let a clown and a squid have a screaming, messy fight.

That octoclown is my cousin. He’s got eight legs and a laugh that sounds like a punch to the face.

I got stuck with an octoclown for a pet. It’s got eight legs and a face that looks like it was dipped in glitter and kicked.

My friend’s an octoclown. He came to school with eight legs and a face that looked like it was punched by a clown.