Octoclown

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A mess of a clown and an octopus having a baby. It’s like a face with eight legs and a butt full of nonsense.

My kid’s an octoclown. I swear he has eight legs and a face that looks like it was hit by a clown train.

I saw an octoclown in the park. It was like a clown wearing a squid suit and crying.

My teacher said I was an octoclown. I think that means I have eight legs and a face full of stupid.

Half clown, half octopus. It’s the kind of monster you’d get if you let a clown and a squid have a screaming, messy fight.

That octoclown is my cousin. He’s got eight legs and a laugh that sounds like a punch to the face.

I got stuck with an octoclown for a pet. It’s got eight legs and a face that looks like it was dipped in glitter and kicked.

My friend’s an octoclown. He came to school with eight legs and a face that looked like it was punched by a clown.

A clown that got pregnant by an octopus. It’s got eight legs, a face full of glitter, and the personality of a tired, angry clown.

My brother’s an octoclown. He came to my birthday party with eight legs and a face that screamed ‘I’ve had enough.’

That octoclown is the reason my class got detention. It had eight legs and a face that looked like it was crying glitter.

My mom said I’m an octoclown. I guess that means I’ve got eight legs and a face that looks like it was kicked by a clown.