Octobrew
Octobrew is the worst drink ever. You pay £4 for it and end up peeing on the floor like a drunk pig.
I had an Octobrew and peed on the floor at the pub. Everyone laughed at me.
My cousin drank an Octobrew and tried to fight a cop. He lost.
I had to wear my skool uniform to work because I was too drunk to get dressed properly.