Octobrew

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Octobrew is a nasty drink made with 8 shots of vodka and Irn Bru in a pint glass. It leaves you drunk, puking, and begging for mercy.

I drank an Octobrew and now I’m on the floor crying like a baby.

My friend had an Octobrew and tried to dance on a bus. It was a disaster.

I turned up to work in my skool uniform because of an Octobrew. My teacher was mad.

Octobrew is the worst drink ever. You pay £4 for it and end up peeing on the floor like a drunk pig.

I had an Octobrew and peed on the floor at the pub. Everyone laughed at me.

My cousin drank an Octobrew and tried to fight a cop. He lost.

I had to wear my skool uniform to work because I was too drunk to get dressed properly.

Octobrew is like a punishment from God. It’s 8 shots of vodka and Irn Bru and it makes you act like a complete idiot.

I had an Octobrew and tried to flirt with the barmaid. It didn’t go well.

My brother had an Octobrew and tried to sing karaoke. It was like a horror movie.

I had an Octobrew and ended up in the street wearing my skool uniform. My mum was ashamed.