Octoberfestation
A party that sounds epic but is just a bunch of guys staring at each other like they’re waiting for the women to show up and save them from their own dumbness.
I showed up to the party and saw 20 guys just standing there like they were in a zombie movie.
The only time someone moved was when someone took a sip of beer and said 'this is good.'
I asked one guy why no one was dancing and he said 'we wait for the girls.' I’m not even sure what that means.