Octoberfestation

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A never-ending flood of fall stuff that starts in October. Stores are packed with spooky crap and pumpkin-flavored garbage that tastes like regret.

My cousin bought 12 pumpkin spice lattes and still cried at the sight of a jack-o-lantern.

The mall turned into a haunted house with a side of cinnamon.

I walked into a store and saw Halloween candy, Oktoberfest hats, and a guy in a squirrel costume arguing with a robot.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid way to spell Oktoberfest. It's where drunk Germans, clueless tourists, and your uncle who thinks he's a beer expert all gather to yell at the pretzel vendor.

My dad went to Oktoberfest and came back with a hangover and a tattoo of a beer mug.

I saw a Japanese guy trying to dance the chicken and crying like it was the end of the world.

The German guy next to me tried to talk to me in broken English and said 'I am very beer.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A party that sounds epic but is just a bunch of guys staring at each other like they’re waiting for the women to show up and save them from their own dumbness.

I showed up to the party and saw 20 guys just standing there like they were in a zombie movie.

The only time someone moved was when someone took a sip of beer and said 'this is good.'

I asked one guy why no one was dancing and he said 'we wait for the girls.' I’m not even sure what that means.

by Slangipedia 6d ago